Humour For LGBTIQ's

A Wonderful Giggle!

Be a fundamentalist. Make sure FUN always comes before the MENTAL. Have a good laughsitive twice a day and that will insure regularhilarity. I know great earth changes have been predicted for the future, so if you’re looking to avoid earthquakes, my advice is simple. When you find a fault, just don’t dwell on it.

Advice From Dr. Laura Schlessinger

On her radio show recently, Dr. Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, author unknown. It’s funny, as well as informative:

Catholic Dictionary


Funny Gay Videos – Short & Cute

“Ice Cream Sexuality”, “Gay Teacher Plays Prank On His Fourth Graders”, “Funny Gay Guys Ad Banned”, “It’s All Because The Gays Are Getting Married”

Funny Stuff

Miscellaneous cartoons and lots of funny stuff

How the Grinch Stole Marriage

Every Gay down in Gayville liked Gay Marriage a lot…… But the Grinch, who lived just east of Gayville, did NOT!!
The Grinch hated happy Gays! The whole Marriage season! Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be his head wasn’t screwed on just right. It could be, perhaps, his Florsheims were too tight. But I think the most likely reason of all was His heart and brain were two sizes too small….

In A Heartbeat – Animated Short Film (4 minutes)

“In a Heartbeat” – Animated Short Film by Beth David and Esteban Bravo – A closeted boy runs the risk of being outed by his own heart after it pops out of his chest to chase down the boy of his dreams.

In Defense of Biblical Marriage (Satire)

by Cindy Scott – The Presidential Prayer Team is currently urging us to: “Pray for the President as he seeks wisdom on how to legally codify the definition of marriage. Pray that it will be according to Biblical principles.” So here is a proposed Constitutional Amendment codifying marriage entirely on biblical principles:

Is Hell Exothermic Or Endothermic?

Note from Mary: There are many versions of this story on the internet with different names and schools mentioned. I suspect this is the correct version but have no way of verifying. Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam question for May of 1997. Dr. Schambaugh is known for … Read more

Questions for Heterosexuals

What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
Is is possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

Seniors – Personal Ads

MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn’t in running condition, but walks well.

Ten Reasons Gay Marriages Are Wrong!

1. Homosexuality is not natural. Real people always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. 2.  Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3.  Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may … Read more

The Monks

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question … Read more

Where Dogs and Cats Come From

Adam was walking in the garden and cried out to God, “You used to walk with me every day. Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonely here, and it is difficult for me to remember how much you love me.” And God said, “I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me.

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